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1. "Real Fast! Quack, Quack!" - Mary
2. "Can Horses Smell Fear?" - Kimberly
3. "Oh, Wow! It’s Like One of Those Things You See on TV!" - Mary
4. "I Know Phil, Little Ol’ Gorgeous Thing" - Mary
5. "I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh!" - Dustin
6. "Maybe Steven Seagal [sic] Will See Me And Want Me to Be in One of His Movies" - Mary
7. "I Wonder If This Is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle" - Tyler
8. "He Can't Swim But He Can Eat Cow Lips!" - Tyler
9. "Being Polite Sucks Sometimes" - Godwin
10. "Lookin' Like a Blue-Haired Lady on a Sunday Drive" - Lyn
11. "We Just Won't Die, Like Roaches" - Karlyn
12. "Dude, I'm Such a Hot Giant Chick Right Now!" - James
13. "Say Your Deepest Prayers Ever!" - Tyler